Oh Happy Day! Oh Happy Day, Potato Salad has finally lost to All Present and/or Accounted for, as they should have lost to 80% of the league last week. Potato Salad now finds itself tied with the upwardly mobile Major Title Hunters, (themselves on a 5 game winning streak) and showing no signs of stopping against the 2-5 Don’t Call Em At All’s in Week 8.
Can Justin Defeat Dom’s Full Regalia? Only time will tell. I have no predictions, but this is the match to watch this week. A Santillo Victory will tie the two teams and allow Boy a one game lead going into the home stretch of the season.
It’s crunch time, people, we’re over the hump.
Around the league this week, The Hustlers pulled a victory out over the worst team in the league despite them posting a 2nd place season high of 79 points. Who hasn’t beaten Jeremy? Seriously. Raise your hand. Whoever that one team is that lost to Jeremy raise your hand. Now slap yourself in the face. Feel better? I do.
The Hustlers are heading into a Week 8 match with their historical whipping boy, Ryan J.usthappytobeplaying Peene. Peene has not been able to defeat the Hustlers in 4 straight matchups, and does not look to pull it off this week as Words are like Bullets’ experiences a massive Bye Week benching McGahee, D.Bowe, Nick Folk, The Seahawks AND the Cowboys Defense, as well as overtime player Julius “Seizure” Jones.
Speaking of Bye Weeks, in a rare occurence either a Minarcik or a Reinhart is GUARANTEED a victory this week. One of these basement teams will find themselves at either 2 and 6 or a MIND NUMBING 3-5. I’m practically tingling with excitement. No, wait, I just got a text message. Nevermind. That wasn’t excitement. It was “vibrate”.
Will you tune in this week to the And/Ors vs. The Comfortable Weapons as they battle for mediocrity? One of these teams will leave the week at .500, the other at a decimal point to complicated for any but former GM Eppy to understand. This reporter is rooting for Miggs, solely because the erstwhile GM was shrewd enough to pick up on waivers, every player I offered him in trade, that he declined. Show some pity, Dave. Last year’s second place is this year’s seventh. Let a brother eat!
And lastly Daddy’s Love Children vs. Eaton Carpet, Inc. Yet another fallen mighty facing a dime-store Dick Gregory. Shane will probably scrape some sort of victory out here, the way Anthony’s ladies scrape out… well you get the idea. Either way, look for Shane to mount his final stretch tiki-hut-putsch, and for Genovese to return to the “crime” and “secret” family he’s built for himself.
We believe your in L.A. as much as we believe Peene can drive without pedal extenders.
Until next week, F-You San Diego.
