Potato Salad pulled in another ignoble victory this week with double digit performances from the RB Stud of the Week Josepha Addai, and THEIR Place Kicker, Gostkowski. The Full Regalia failed to beat the meager 67 points put up by their opponent, thanks in large part to two failings, one glaring the other forgivable. Starting Desmond Clark over Owen Daniels, okay, I can let that slide, even if Clark is facing the Bears, they haven’t been themselves lately, I understand. But fielding the team defense that’s facing the Patriots? Are you serious? Are you? Really? Have you been paying attention at all this year? My nigga Brady, threw for three and rushed for two. He pulled an Angry Daunte Culpepper on your Miamintelligence ass. You touched him once, you got a fumble, good for you, if not you’d have been -4. Do you want to win, Dominic? Even Jeremy won this week. Let’s not mention, starting Chester Taylor instead of picking up any available running back out there who was going to get more than 2 points this week. Enough about Dom and him allowing Justin’s “Rancid Potato Salad” continue to 7-1, let’s look at the other 7-1 team game this week.
Andy-Boy Robertson’s Major Hunters put a damper on Prober’s Never Called it a Comeback 82 point effort to get out of the Fantasy basement despite a Herculean 22 point effort by the Chargers team defense. Consistency is the name of the game for Andy. This matchup did nothing to quell the rumor that Fantasy Football games are being predetermined tallest to shortest.
Likewise in the ALJBSFFL we saw The Hustlers pound on the Words are Like Bullets/Stairs are like Mountains team for a 5th straight defeat of the Little Engine that could Breathe Heavy and that’s about it. At this point it’s Tom Brady vs. Everybody else. Ahman Green didn’t even bother to play. God do the Hustlers suck at Running Back. Is Byron still available, perhaps they should pick him up off waivers?
Sunday was not a Funday for Miggs who fell to 3-5 with a depressing 56-65 loss to the Director. It’s okay though Miggs, with a winning score of 65, I think it’s fair to say you were both losers on Sunday, Bags just took first place. 5 out of 12 teams didn’t break 70 points this week. How do you people sleep at night (aside from the Footie Pajamas, Peene)?
The Soft Target racked up it’s second win this year, bringing the list of people who should seriously consider cutting off the first joint of their pinky to redeem themselves in the eyes of their ancestors to two. Shane, James. Chop Chop.
And lastly the Pope of Sandwich Village layeth down some ground rules for Daddy’s Love Children. Namely, thou shalt be thanked for playing and sent on thy way. The Commissioner is back at .500 both in Wins, Losses, and Percentage Filipino.
Until Next Week, Something Witty!
